Baja California: Mexico's Beachside Baby
So, you’re wondering why Mexico gets to hog all the Baja California goodness, huh? Well, buckle up, because we’re about to dive into a history lesson that’s more fun than a margarita on the beach.
A Tale of Two Californias
Let's get one thing straight: there are two Californias. There’s the one you know and love – the one with Hollywood, Silicon Valley, and a questionable obsession with avocado toast. And then there’s Baja California, Mexico – the one with pristine beaches, world-class surfing, and a whole lot less traffic.
The Great Land Grab
Back in the mid-1800s, there was a bit of a territorial tussle going on between the U.S. and Mexico. It was basically a real-life game of Risk, but with way more sombreros. The U.S. ended up winning a pretty big chunk of land, including what we now know as California.
But here’s the kicker: Mexico managed to hold onto the Baja Peninsula. It’s like they said, “You can have the rest, but we’re keeping the beachfront property.” And honestly, who can blame them?
A Lucky Break for Mexico
Think about it: while the rest of the world was busy industrializing and polluting, Mexico was chilling out in Baja, surrounded by turquoise waters and sandy beaches. It was like they won the lottery of geography.
Now, don’t get us wrong, we’re not jealous or anything. But it’s hard not to be a little envious when you see those Instagram pics of people sipping margaritas by the pool, while you’re stuck in traffic.
How to... Baja California Edition
- How to pronounce Baja California: It’s "BAH-ha kah-lee-FOR-nee-ah." Not "Baja California."
- How to plan a Baja California vacation: Start by booking a flight, then book a margarita.
- How to survive a Baja California hangover: More margaritas. Just kidding (kind of).
- How to appreciate Baja California: Close your eyes, imagine the sound of waves, and sip that margarita.
- How to stop being jealous of Baja California: Book a flight.