Los Angeles: The City of Eternal Grey?
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| Why Has It Been So Cloudy In Los Angeles |
Is the Sun on Vacation?
So, let's talk about the elephant in the room, or should I say, the cloud in the sky? Los Angeles, the city that’s supposed to be synonymous with sunshine and celebrity, has been looking more like London lately. Where’s the Hollywood glamor? Did the sun decide to take a sabbatical to Bali? Or is it just planning a surprise party for us and this is the buildup?
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May Gray, June Gloom, and Now… July Grey?
We’ve all heard of May Gray and June Gloom. It's like a rite of passage for LA residents. But this year, it feels like Mother Nature is playing a cruel joke on us. July is supposed to be beach weather, not a misty morning in Cornwall. I mean, we’re starting to think about investing in raincoats and wellies. We might as well rename the place ‘London by the Sea’.
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Conspiracy Theories Abound
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Of course, there are theories floating around. Some say it’s aliens trying to hide from us. Others blame it on the Kardashians sucking up all the sunlight. And then there are those who insist it’s a government plot to make us all buy more vitamin D supplements. Personally, I'm leaning towards the aliens theory. It's more fun.
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But Seriously, What’s Going On?
While the alien and Kardashian theories are entertaining, the truth is probably a bit more mundane. It’s a combination of factors like ocean temperatures, atmospheric pressure, and a general moodiness of the universe. But hey, who needs science when we can have fun blaming it on extraterrestrial beings?
How to Embrace Your Inner Cloud Person
- How to find silver linings: Look on the bright side! You're saving money on sunscreen.
- How to plan a cloudy day activity: Indoor plants, anyone? Or maybe a marathon Netflix binge.
- How to make the most of the gloom: Cozy up with a good book and a hot drink.
- How to dress for perpetually overcast weather: Layers, my friend. Always layers.
- How to maintain your sanity: Remember, this too shall pass (hopefully). And if not, there's always therapy.
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