The Bean: A Shiny Object Lesson
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| Why Is The Bean In Chicago Closed Off |
The Bean is Down
So, let’s talk about the elephant in the room, or rather, the giant, shiny bean in the middle of a construction zone. Our beloved Cloud Gate, aka The Bean, has decided to take a sabbatical. Yes, you heard that right. The place where countless selfies were born, where couples professed their love, and where pigeons probably had their best bird parties ever, is currently off-limits.
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What Gives, Chicago?
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You might be wondering, "What could possibly be so important that it requires the closure of such an iconic landmark?" Well, my friend, it's all about the foundation. Or, more accurately, the lack of upkeep of the foundation. Turns out, the plaza surrounding The Bean has been dealing with some serious pavement issues. Cracks, crumbling edges – it was basically a fashion show for potholes.
The city, in its infinite wisdom, decided that it was time to give the plaza a much-needed makeover. New pavers, improved accessibility, and general sprucing up are on the agenda. It's like giving your favorite pair of jeans a good wash and iron – they'll come back looking fresh and ready to face the world (or, in this case, thousands of selfie sticks).
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The Silver Lining
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While it's undeniably disappointing to see The Bean behind a fence, let’s look on the bright side. This closure is giving us a golden opportunity to rediscover other gems in Millennium Park. Have you checked out the Crown Fountain lately? It's like a giant, interactive face wash. Or maybe you’d prefer to catch a free concert at Jay Pritzker Pavilion? There's always something going on.
How to Cope with The Bean Being Gone
Losing The Bean is like losing a good friend. But fear not, there are ways to cope:
- How to find alternative photo ops: Explore the rest of Millennium Park, or venture out to other Chicago landmarks.
- How to avoid disappointment: Check the opening status before planning your visit.
- How to stay updated: Follow the city's announcements for the reopening date.
- How to make the most of the situation: Embrace the opportunity to discover other parts of the city.
- How to prepare for the reopening: Start practicing your best Bean pose.
So, while we patiently wait for The Bean's grand return, let's make the most of this unexpected pause. After all, even the shiniest objects need a little time to recharge.
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