Kelly Severide: The Houdini of Chicago Fire
So, here we are again, folks. Another Severide-shaped hole in the heart of Firehouse 51. It’s like a bad case of déjà vu, but instead of seeing your ex, you’re seeing Kelly bail on his crew.
Severide: The Arson Investigator Who Can't Stay Put
Let's be honest, Kelly Severide is a fantastic character. He’s brave, he’s hot, and he has a knack for finding arsonists that would make Sherlock Holmes blush. But boy, does he have a wandering eye – or should I say, a wandering case file?
This isn’t the first time our boy Kelly has decided to ditch the firehouse for a thrilling adventure in arson investigation. Remember that whole "let's-send-him-to-arson-bootcamp-in-the-middle-of-nowhere" fiasco last season? And now, here we are again with another "top-secret-arson-case-that-can't-wait."
Stella Kidd: The Ever-Patient Wife
Props to Stella Kidd for putting up with this rollercoaster of a relationship. One minute, they’re happily married, the next, she’s waving goodbye to her husband as he jumps on a one-way ticket to Arsonland. It's like being married to a firefighter and a private investigator had a love child.
So, Why Is He Leaving Again?
The official line is that there’s a super important arson case that needs Severide's expertise. But let's be real, there's probably a mix of plot convenience and maybe, just maybe, a little actor burnout. Hey, we can’t blame a guy for wanting a break from the flames.
But fear not, Chicago Fire fans! History tells us that Severide always comes back. It’s like a well-worn script: he leaves, we miss him, he returns, we rejoice. So while we're currently in the "missing him" phase, let's just enjoy the drama and hope for a speedy reunion.
How To Deal With Severide's Departure
- How to cope with Severide's absence: Stock up on tissues, rewatch old episodes, and find a new TV obsession (good luck with that).
- How to avoid spoilers: Unfollow all Chicago Fire-related accounts on social media.
- How to prepare for Severide's return: Start a countdown, create a welcome-back banner, and practice your "I told you so" face.
- How to understand the complex relationship between Severide and Stella: Seek therapy. Just kidding (kind of).
- How to survive another Severide-less episode: Remember, there are other great characters on the show. Try to focus on them for a change.
So, there you have it. Another Severide saga. Let’s hope this one has a shorter intermission. Until then, let’s keep our fingers crossed for Firehouse 51 and try to avoid spontaneous combustion from frustration.
