LL Cool J: The Missing Piece of the NCIS Puzzle
Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or should I say, the LL Cool J in the room? Why on earth is this man, this legend, this epitome of cool, not gracing our screens with his presence on NCIS: Los Angeles? I mean, it's like trying to have a pizza without cheese, or a burger without a patty. It just doesn't work!
The Good Ol’ Days
Remember when LL Cool J was the man on NCIS: Los Angeles? He was like the glue holding the whole show together. Sam Hanna, the badass Special Agent with a heart of gold. I’m still not over it. Can we bring him back, please? I’m begging you, CBS!
The Great NCIS Shuffle
Now, I get it. TV shows evolve, characters come and go. It's the circle of life, or something like that. But this? This is a crime against humanity. I'm not saying the show is bad without him, but it's definitely missing something major. It's like trying to build a sandcastle without water. Possible, but not ideal.
Theories Abound
So, why did he leave? The internet has a million theories, from aliens to time travel. Some say he's secretly training to be an astronaut, others claim he's found the fountain of youth. Personally, I think he just got tired of being the coolest person on set and decided to give someone else a chance.
Bring Back the King
In conclusion, LL Cool J needs to return to NCIS: Los Angeles. It's like putting peanut butter and jelly together - it just makes sense. Until then, I'll just be here, rewatching old episodes and pretending he never left.
How To Deal with LL Cool J Not Being on NCIS: Los Angeles
- How to cope with the loss of Sam Hanna: Find a supportive group of fans to mourn with.
- How to fill the LL Cool J-shaped void: Watch old episodes, listen to his music, or start a petition.
- How to maintain hope: Keep your fingers crossed and believe in miracles.
- How to find other shows to watch: Explore other crime dramas, but remember, nothing will ever truly replace NCIS: Los Angeles with LL Cool J.
- How to prepare for his eventual return: Start practicing your fangirl/fanboy scream.
