Will Arnett's LA Love Affair: A Modern Farmhouse Fantasy
So, turns out our favorite deadpan comedian, Will Arnett, decided to ditch his old crib for something a little more farmhouse chic. Who knew Gob Bluth had such refined taste? We’re talking a Beverly Hills mansion that looks like it was plucked straight out of Joanna Gaines' dream board.
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From Mod to Modest (Kind Of)
Remember that sleek, modern pad Will used to call home? Yeah, he sold that thing for a cool $8 million. Seems like even Gob can’t resist a good cash-out. But fear not, fans of Arrested Development! The man has upgraded, big time. His new digs set him back a whopping $16.4 million. We can only imagine the kind of banana stand profits needed to afford that price tag.
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A Modern Farmhouse Fit for a Bluth
This new place is something else. We're talking 10,300 square feet of pure luxury. A home theater, wine wall, gym, pool, fire pit – you name it, it's there. And let’s not forget the marble. Oh, the marble. It's like stepping into a spa every time you walk into the bathroom. We’re half expecting to find Lucille Bluth lounging around in a robe, demanding her juice.
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But here’s the kicker: it’s a modern farmhouse. So, no chicken coops or tractors in sight. Just clean lines, minimalist decor, and probably a really expensive kitchen island. We’re picturing Will sipping coffee on a plush suede couch, looking deeply contemplative. Or maybe just cracking jokes about his terrible life choices. Either way, it's a far cry from the Bluth family mansion.
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Will Arnett's New Home: A Few FAQs
How to channel your inner Will Arnett and score a modern farmhouse?
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- Start saving. Lots of saving.
- Develop a dry, sarcastic wit.
- Befriend a real estate agent with connections to Beverly Hills.
How to achieve that perfect blend of modern and farmhouse chic?
- Invest in quality materials like wood and stone.
- Mix and match textures. Think velvet sofas with rustic wooden coffee tables.
- Don’t be afraid to add pops of color.
How to handle the inevitable comparisons to Joanna Gaines?
- Embrace it.
- Hire a professional interior designer to avoid any design disasters.
- Remember, you’re Will Arnett. You can get away with anything.
How to throw the ultimate housewarming party?
- Invite all your celebrity friends.
- Hire a top-notch caterer.
- Prepare a killer playlist.
How to maintain that perfect Hollywood glow while living on a farm (sort of)?
- Invest in a top-of-the-line skincare routine.
- Don’t forget the sunscreen.
- Hire a personal trainer to keep you in shape.