Cicadas: Chicago's Unexpected Summer Blockbuster
Are You Ready for a Cast of Billions?
So, you've heard the buzz (literally) about those pesky, red-eyed, flying creatures known as cicadas. And you’re wondering if these noisy neighbors are planning a Chicago takeover? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the world of cicadas and find out if the Windy City is about to become the Cicada Capital of the Midwest.
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The Cicada Saga: A 17-Year Rollercoaster
Let's get one thing straight: cicadas are not aliens, nor are they secret agents on a top-secret mission. They're just bugs, albeit incredibly annoying ones. These critters spend most of their lives underground, sucking on tree roots and dreaming of the day they can emerge and throw the wildest party nature has ever seen.
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Every 17 years (or sometimes 13), millions of them crawl out of the ground, shed their exoskeletons, and transform into flying, noise-making machines. It's like a massive, bug-themed concert, but without the good music.
Chicago: Cicada Hotspot or Bug-Free Oasis?
Now, the burning question: will Chicago be ground zero for this cicada apocalypse? Well, it depends. If you're lucky, you might escape the onslaught altogether. But if you're in a cicada-prone area, get ready for a summer of earplugs and bug spray.
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Remember: Just because your neighbor's yard is swarming with these winged wonders doesn't mean your own will be. Cicadas are picky about where they set up camp. So, there’s a chance you might be one of the lucky ones.
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How to Survive a Cicada Invasion (If You're Unlucky)
- Embrace the Noise: You can't escape the sound, so you might as well learn to love it. Pretend it's a unique, if somewhat grating, soundtrack to your summer.
- Protect Your Plants: Cicadas love to lay eggs in tree branches, which can damage young trees. Cover your prized plants with netting to keep them safe.
- Mind Your Step: Those empty cicada shells can be slippery when wet, so watch your footing! You don't want to become a viral video star for the wrong reasons.
- Embrace the Protein: Some people actually eat cicadas. They're said to taste like shrimp. If you're feeling adventurous, give it a try!
- Relax and Enjoy: Cicada emergences are actually pretty rare events. So, while it might be annoying, it's also kind of cool to witness.
How to survive a cicada invasion? Embrace the noise, protect your plants, mind your step, embrace the protein, and relax and enjoy.
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How to keep cicadas away from your plants? Cover them with netting.
How to prevent slipping on cicada shells? Watch your step!
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How to cook cicadas? Some people say they taste like shrimp.
How to appreciate the cicada phenomenon? Remember it's a rare event and try to enjoy it.
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