Will Houston See Snow This Year? A Chilly Question for a Hot City
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Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow in Houston?
Okay, let's get real. Snow in Houston? That's like finding a cactus in Antarctica. It’s about as likely as seeing a herd of kangaroos hopping down Main Street. But hey, stranger things have happened! We’ve had hurricanes, floods, and even that time a swarm of locusts decided to turn our city into a biblical plague. So, who’s to say a few snowflakes can’t make a surprise visit?
The Great Houston Snow Debate
Every winter, the question resurfaces like a stubborn groundhog: Will Houston get snow? The locals are divided into two camps: the optimists (who secretly dream of building a snowman on the lawn) and the realists (who know better than to invest in a snow shovel).
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The Optimist’s Argument:
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- “I heard it’s gonna be a cold winter.” (As if Houston winters are known for their frigid temperatures.)
- “Climate change is crazy, anything could happen.” (True, but snow in Houston? That’s a stretch.)
- “I’m manifesting it!” (Good luck with that, buddy.)
The Realist’s Argument:
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- “Are you kidding me? It’s Houston.”
- “We have better things to worry about, like traffic and humidity.”
- “If it snows, I’m moving to Alaska.” (Bold move.)
So, What Are the Chances?
Let’s be honest, the chances of a white Christmas in Houston are slimmer than a Kardashian with a Ph.D. But hey, if it does happen, it’ll probably be a dusting at best. Enough to give the kids a thrill and the dogs a heart attack, but not enough to cancel school or build a snowman.
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So, should you invest in a snow shovel? Probably not. But hey, a good pair of sunglasses is always a safe bet.
How-To FAQs for the Hypothetical Houston Snowstorm
- How to Build a Snowman in 90-Degree Weather: It’s a trick question! There won’t be any snow.
- How to Ice Skate on Concrete: Not recommended. Trust us.
- How to Make a Snow Angel in Sand:
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