Dry as a Bone: New York's Sober Spots
So, you're planning a trip to the Big Apple and you're wondering if you'll be able to enjoy a cold one at every corner. Well, buckle up, because New York might surprise you. Or not.
The Dry Spell
Let's get this out of the way: New York State doesn't have any dry counties. That means you can legally buy booze almost anywhere. But hold your horses, there's a twist.
While counties are good to go, some towns and villages have decided to turn back the clock to Prohibition. Yep, you read that right. These places are drier than the Sahara. Talk about a party pooper!
Where's the Beef (or Lack Thereof)?
These dry spots are mostly tucked away in the quieter parts of the state, far removed from the neon lights of Manhattan. Think small towns, rolling hills, and folks who prefer apple cider to cocktails.
But don't worry, the majority of New York is a boozy wonderland. You can find a bar or liquor store faster than you can say "cheers!"
So, Where Can't I Get a Drink?
If you're planning a road trip and want to avoid any unexpected dry spells, here are a few places to steer clear of:
- Caneadea, Allegany County: This little town is as dry as a popcorn fart.
- Clymer, Chautauqua County: Another bone-dry spot.
- Lapeer, Cortland County: If you're headed this way, stock up on your booze before you arrive.
- Orwell, Oswego County: This town takes its sobriety seriously.
- Fremont and Jasper, Steuben County: Double trouble for thirsty travelers.
- Berkshire, Tioga County: Dry as a desert.
How to Navigate New York's Booze Laws
- How to check if a town is dry: Use a reliable online resource or call the local liquor authority.
- How to find a nearby liquor store: Most convenience stores and supermarkets sell alcohol.
- How to enjoy a drink responsibly: Know your limits and always drink in moderation.
- How to respect local laws: Even if you can't get a drink, respect the local culture and regulations.
- How to have fun without alcohol: There's more to life than booze! Explore the local scene, try new food, or enjoy outdoor activities.