Marines in the Lone Star State: A Surprisingly Short Story
So, you're wondering if there are any Marine Corps bases in Texas, huh? Well, buckle up, because I'm about to drop some knowledge on you that's as dry as a desert boot in the Mojave.
Texas: Bigger Than You Think, Marines Smaller Than You Might Expect
You'd think with a state as big as Texas, there'd be a Marine Corps base on every corner, right? Like a Whataburger or a cowboy hat. But nope, the Marines seem to have a different idea.
The Truth Hurts (Or Doesn't) Let's get straight to the point: there aren't any full-fledged Marine Corps bases in Texas. I know, mind blown. It's like finding out Santa isn't real or that avocado toast is overpriced.
Where Did They Go?
You might be wondering, "If there aren't any bases, what are all those Marines doing in Texas BBQ joints?" Well, fear not, they haven't deserted. They're just spread out in smaller units.
- Fort Bliss: This Army base in El Paso has a Marine Corps Detachment. Think of it as a little outpost for our salty dog friends.
- Goodfellow Air Force Base: Another Air Force base hosting a Marine Corps Detachment. Small but mighty, these Marines are.
- Naval Air Station Joint Reserve Base Fort Worth: You guessed it, another detachment. The Marines are like those annoyingly cool kids who show up to your party uninvited but still manage to have a good time.
So, What's a Would-Be Marine to Do?
If you're dreaming of becoming a Leatherneck and you happen to live in Texas, don't despair. You've got options:
- Join the nearest Marine Corps Reserve Unit: There are a few scattered around the state. It's like being part-time Marine, part-time Texan.
- Head to Another State: If you're serious about active duty, you might have to pack your bags and head to a state with an actual Marine Corps base. It's a tough life, but someone's gotta do it.
- Become a Civilian Marine: You can always channel your inner Marine spirit by eating Whataburgers, watching Friday Night Lights, and pretending you can rope a steer.
How To... Marine Corps in Texas Edition
- How to find a Marine Corps Reserve unit in Texas? Check the official Marine Corps website for locations.
- How to survive without a nearby Marine Corps base? Embrace your inner civilian, but don't forget to support the troops.
- How to pretend to be a Marine? Wear camouflage, eat lots of protein, and watch Top Gun.
- How to get over the disappointment of no Texas Marine Corps bases? Find a new hobby, like learning to line dance or eating your weight in barbecue.
- How to support the Marines? Donate to military charities, write letters to troops, or simply say thank you to a Marine you meet.
So there you have it. The great Texas Marine Corps mystery solved. While it might not be the answer you were hoping for, at least now you know the truth. And hey, maybe one day Texas will get its own Marine Corps base. Until then, we'll just have to make do with Whataburgers and cowboy boots.