Ruby Tuesday: A California Conundrum
The Great Ruby Tuesday Mystery
So, you're craving those endless salad bar days, the sizzling steaks, and the hypnotic lure of the appetizer sampler? You're dreaming of Ruby Tuesday, huh? Well, I've got some news for you, my friend: California is a Ruby Tuesday desert.
That’s right. No matter how hard you search, no matter how many times you whisper sweet nothings to your GPS, you won’t find a single Ruby Tuesday in the Golden State. It's like searching for a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is made of sunshine and avocados.
Why California Hates Us (Probably)
Now, you might be wondering, “Why, oh why, California? Why would you deny us the simple pleasure of a Tuesday night feast?” And to be honest, I don’t have a solid answer. Maybe it’s a conspiracy. Perhaps the California legislature has a secret vendetta against casual dining chains. Or maybe, just maybe, Californians are all secretly vegan and think salad bars are a cruel joke.
Coping Mechanisms
So, what's a Ruby Tuesday lover to do? Well, you could:
- Embrace the local scene: California has a ton of amazing restaurants. From fresh seafood to farm-to-table, there’s something for everyone.
- Start a petition: Maybe if we all band together, we can convince Ruby Tuesday to open a location. Or at least bring back the salad bar.
- Learn to cook: Okay, this one might be a stretch, but hey, you could always try your hand at recreating your favorite Ruby Tuesday dishes.
How to...
- How to find a Ruby Tuesday in California: Unfortunately, you can't. But you can try a local restaurant with a similar vibe.
- How to cope with the absence of Ruby Tuesday: Embrace the local food scene, start a petition, or learn to cook your favorites at home.
- How to convince Ruby Tuesday to come to California: Write a heartfelt letter, start a social media campaign, or offer to cater their corporate events.
- How to recreate a Ruby Tuesday salad bar at home: Gather your favorite salad ingredients, make your own dressings, and invite friends over for a DIY salad bar party.
- How to survive without sweet tea: Invest in a good iced tea maker and experiment with different flavors.
So there you have it. The tragic tale of Ruby Tuesday and California. While it's a tough pill to swallow, remember, there's always hope for the future. And in the meantime, you can always dream of that endless salad bar.