Coyotes in the Concrete Jungle: A Howl-arious Guide
You Gotta Be Kidding Me, Coyotes in NYC?
So, you're telling me that while I’m busy dodging pigeons and navigating the subway, I've got to worry about coyotes too? New York City, the city that never sleeps, is now apparently also the city where wild animals are having a slumber party. Who knew?
Let's get one thing straight: coyotes are not new to the city. They've been here for a while, quietly minding their own business, probably dreaming of pizza and Broadway shows. It's just that with more people sharing their sightings on social media, it feels like they're suddenly everywhere.
Urban Wildlife: It's a Jungle Out There
These aren't your average, wide-eyed prairie coyotes. These are city slickers, the canine equivalent of a fashionista navigating the Met Gala. They've traded howling at the moon for howling at the sirens, and their diet probably consists of more discarded hot dogs than rabbits.
Important note: While it's cool to see wildlife in the city, remember: Coyotes are wild animals. Maintain a safe distance and never feed them.
How to Survive a Coyote Encounter (Just Kidding, Probably)
Okay, so you've spotted a coyote. Don't panic. It's probably more scared of you than you are of it. Here's what not to do:
- Don't challenge it to a dance-off. Even if you think your moves are fire, it's unlikely to impress a coyote.
- Don't offer it your lunch. It might look cute and cuddly, but trust me, you don't want to share your pastrami on rye.
Howl-arious FAQ
How to spot a coyote in the city?
- Look for a medium-sized, gray or brown animal with a bushy tail. They're often seen in parks or green spaces.
How to coexist with coyotes?
- Secure your trash, keep pets on leashes, and don't feed wildlife.
How to react if you see a coyote?
- Stay calm, back away slowly, and make noise to scare it off.
How to become a coyote whisperer?
- Just kidding, don't try this at home.
How to enjoy the unexpected wildlife in your city?
- Appreciate the fact that you live in a place where nature and urban life collide. It's pretty cool, actually.