Cubs vs. Sox: A Hairy Situation
The Great Chicago Fanbase Face-Off
Let's talk about something that's as divisive as deep-dish vs. thin-crust pizza: Cubs vs. Sox fans. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Oh great, another sports rant." But hold your horses, this isn't about who's got the better team (spoiler alert: it's the Cubs, obviously). This is about a more pressing question: Are there actually more Cubs fans or White Sox fans in Chicago?
A Census of Cubs and Sox
You'd think this would be a simple question, right? Just count the jerseys. But it's not that easy. Cubs fans are like cockroaches - they seem to multiply exponentially, especially after a winning season. White Sox fans, on the other hand, are more like elusive Bigfoot sightings - you hear about them, but actually seeing one in the wild is rare.
Then there's the matter of geography. The North Side is a Cubs stronghold, while the South Side is more of a Sox domain. But Chicago is a big place, and people move around. So, who really wins this battle?
The Unofficial Tally
Based on purely anecdotal evidence (which, let's be honest, is the best kind of evidence), I'd say Cubs fans have a slight edge. Their stadium is bigger, their fanbase seems more vocal, and they have a knack for turning casual observers into die-hard fans. But the White Sox have a loyal following, and their fans are passionate.
So, who's right? Honestly, it doesn't really matter. The beauty of this rivalry is that it keeps Chicago interesting. Plus, it gives us something to argue about over a beer (or a deep-dish pizza).
How to...
- How to survive a Cubs vs. Sox argument: Stay calm, offer beer, and remember, there's no right answer.
- How to convert a White Sox fan to the Cubs: Offer them a free Wrigley Field hot dog. It's a foolproof plan.
- How to pretend to be a baseball fan: Learn the difference between a home run and a strikeout. And for the love of all that is holy, don't confuse the two teams.
- How to enjoy the game: Forget about the score and just enjoy the atmosphere. And the hot dogs.
- How to embrace the rivalry: It's what makes Chicago, Chicago. So, cheer for your team, but remember, it's just a game.