Double Parking: The Art of Defiance (or Not)
So, you've been slapped with a double parking ticket. Welcome to the exclusive club of New Yorkers who have mastered the art of parallel parking in their dreams but somehow manage to commit this heinous crime in real life. Let's break down your options, shall we?
Is Fighting a Double Parking Ticket Even Worth It?
This is the million-dollar question. Let's be honest, fighting a parking ticket is like trying to explain to a cat why they shouldn't eat your homework. It might be possible, but is it worth the hassle? Consider the time, energy, and sanity you'll expend versus the amount of money you'll save. If you're the type of person who enjoys arguing with inanimate objects (like parking meters), then by all means, proceed.
Potential Defenses: Your Best Shot
If you're determined to fight this ticket, you'll need to come up with a solid defense. Here are a few classic options:
- The Emergency Excuse: Did you just save a kitten from a burning building? Were you rushing a pregnant woman to the hospital? If so, you might have a case. Just make sure you have photographic evidence of the kitten or the pregnant woman, and maybe a Nobel Peace Prize for good measure.
- The "I Didn't Do It" Plea: This is a risky strategy, but hey, it's worked for countless five-year-olds. If you can convincingly argue that you were abducted by aliens and replaced with a doppelganger who has a penchant for illegal parking, you might just get off scot-free.
- The Technicality Tango: This involves nitpicking the ticket for any errors, like a misspelled word or an incorrect date. It's like finding a needle in a haystack, but if you're lucky, you might stumble upon a golden ticket to freedom.
How to Actually Fight the Ticket
If you've decided to take on this Herculean task, here's a basic outline:
- Gather Your Evidence: Collect any photos, witness statements, or medical records that support your defense.
- Request a Hearing: You can usually do this online or by mail. Be prepared to state your case clearly and concisely.
- Prepare Your Argument: Practice what you're going to say, and be ready to answer tough questions. Remember, you're not just fighting a ticket; you're fighting for justice!
How To...
- How to find the right form: Check the NYC Department of Finance website for the specific form you need.
- How to request a hearing: Most cities offer online or mail-in options. Check your ticket for instructions.
- How to prepare for a hearing: Gather your evidence, practice your argument, and dress like a professional (even if it's just a Zoom call).
- How to handle a lost cause: If you lose, pay the ticket promptly to avoid late fees.
- How to avoid double parking in the future: Use common sense, people.