Can I Just Get Rolls, Man? A Texas Roadhouse Dilemma
Let's talk about the real MVP of Texas Roadhouse: the rolls. I mean, who actually goes there for the steak? Okay, okay, don't stone me. I know, I know. But seriously, those warm, fluffy clouds of buttery goodness are the real reason we gather ‘round the communal peanut shells.
The Roll Conundrum
So, here’s the burning question: Can I just get rolls? Like, is it possible to walk into a Texas Roadhouse, confidently stride up to the hostess stand and say, "Table for one... of rolls, please."? Or do I have to pretend to be interested in a 20-ounce bone-in ribeye to get my hands on these golden orbs of deliciousness?
I’ve done some digging, and apparently, there is a way. It’s like a secret menu item or something. You can actually order just a dozen rolls and a tub of cinnamon honey butter online! It’s a small miracle, people. But let’s be real, who wants to wait for delivery when you can smell those rolls baking from a mile away?
The Art of the Roll Heist
So, what’s a roll-obsessed person to do? Well, you could try the classic "extra rolls, please" maneuver. Be charming, maybe even throw in a compliment to the server about their amazing hair. But let’s be honest, this is risky. You might end up with one or two extra rolls, and then you’re left staring at your steak like, "Uh, thanks, I guess?"
Or, you could take a bolder approach. Walk in with a serious face, confidently order a side salad, and then when the server brings it, casually mention, "Oh, and could I get, like, a million rolls with that?" I haven’t tried this one personally, but it sounds like it could be epic.
The Roll Dream Lives On
Until Texas Roadhouse opens a standalone rollery (please, universe, make it happen), we’ll just have to keep dreaming of a world where rolls are the main event. But hey, at least we have the option to order them online. Small victories, people, small victories.
How to Get Your Roll Fix
- How to order rolls online: Visit the Texas Roadhouse website and look for the online ordering option. You can usually find rolls under the appetizers or sides section.
- How to ask for extra rolls: Be polite and charming. A compliment to the server never hurts.
- How to pretend you’re really there: Close your eyes, inhale deeply, and imagine the warm, buttery aroma.
- How to bake your own rolls: Find a good recipe and get baking! But let’s be real, they’ll never truly compare.
- How to cope with roll withdrawal: Seek professional help. Just kidding (kind of).
