Antlers and Asphalt: A Texas Tale
So, you've seen a deer, lifeless on the side of the road. Its noble head, adorned with those majestic antlers, is a tempting trophy. But hold your horses (or should I say, deer?) before you unleash your inner taxidermist.
The Great Antler Heist: A No-No in Texas
Let’s get straight to the point: You cannot cut antlers off a roadkill deer in Texas. It's a big, fat, no-no. Believe me, I've checked with my cousin, Joe Bob, who knows more about deer than anyone this side of the Mississippi. He's got a freezer full of venison jerky and a wall full of antlers, but even he says, "Nope, not legal."
Why, you ask? Well, it's a matter of wildlife management. Texas has rules in place to protect its deer population. Taking parts from a roadkill deer messes with that delicate balance. Plus, it's just plain disrespectful to the fallen creature. I mean, have some decency, people!
What to Do Instead?
If you're itching to get your hands on some antlers, there are legal ways to do it. You can:
- Hunt: This is the classic approach. Get a hunting license, find a good spot, and let your marksmanship skills shine.
- Buy Antlers: There are plenty of places online and in stores that sell antlers. You can get them in all shapes and sizes.
- Make Your Own: Okay, hear me out. You can create antler-like structures using materials like wood or resin. Get creative!
The Dark Side of Antler Acquisition
Let’s talk about the less savory side of things. There are people out there who will go to extreme lengths to get their hands on antlers. Some might even be tempted to hit a deer with their car just to get the antlers. This is not only illegal but also incredibly cruel. So please, don't be that person.
How to...
- How to report a roadkill deer? Contact your local game warden or highway patrol.
- How to dispose of a roadkill deer? Leave it alone. Wildlife officials will handle it.
- How to admire antlers from afar? Use binoculars or a telephoto lens.
- How to resist the temptation to take antlers? Remember, it's illegal and unethical.
- How to appreciate the beauty of nature? Take a hike and enjoy the wildlife without disturbing it.