Arraignment: Your 15 Minutes of Courtroom Fame (Or Infamy)
So, you've managed to land yourself in a bit of a pickle, huh? You're facing an arraignment in New York. Don't worry, you're not alone. Millions of people go through this every year. It's like a rite of passage, really. A very expensive and stressful one, but a rite of passage nonetheless.
Can You Go Directly to Jail?
Now, the burning question: can you go straight to jail from an arraignment? Well, let's just say it's possible. It's like playing Russian roulette with handcuffs. You might get lucky and walk out the door, or you might find yourself doing the conga line to Rikers.
The judge has a few options:
- Release you on your own recognizance (ROR): This is like getting a golden ticket. You promise to be a good boy or girl and show up for your next court date. No bail, no fuss.
- Set bail: This is where things get interesting. You have to put up money as a guarantee that you'll come back for your court date. Think of it as a really expensive reservation.
- Remand you: This is the dreaded option. You get to spend some quality time behind bars until your next court date. It's basically a vacation, but with less sunshine and more concrete.
Factors That Determine Your Fate
So, what determines whether you get to go home or get a cell? A few things:
- The crime you're accused of: If you're accused of robbing a bank while wearing a banana costume, your chances of getting ROR are slim.
- Your criminal history: If you have a rap sheet longer than a CVS receipt, the judge might be a little hesitant to let you go.
- Your ties to the community: Do you have a job? A family? A pet goldfish? These things can show the judge that you're not a flight risk.
What to Expect at Your Arraignment
Your arraignment is basically your first date with the justice system. It's a chance for you to meet the judge, hear the charges against you, and enter a plea (guilty, not guilty, or no contest). It's also a good time to hire a lawyer if you haven't already.
Remember: You have the right to remain silent. Use it.
How To...
- How to behave in court: Act like you're at a fancy dinner party. Don't interrupt the judge, speak when spoken to, and dress like you're going to a job interview.
- How to find a good lawyer: Ask friends, family, or do some online research. Look for someone who specializes in criminal defense.
- How to prepare for bail: If you think you might get bail, start saving up or talking to friends and family about co-signing.
- How to cope with being in jail: Stay positive, stay hydrated, and try to find something to do to pass the time.
- How to avoid going to jail in the first place: This one is pretty obvious, but it's worth mentioning: don't break the law.