Can't We All Just Get Oolong? A Los Angeles Love Story
Los Angeles: City of Angels, Land of Dreams, and Apparently, a Place with an Oolong Obsession.
I mean, I get it. LA is all about sunshine, celebrities, and that laid-back vibe. But who knew the key to unlocking the city's soul was a cup of oolong tea? This magical brew has somehow infiltrated every corner of the city, from trendy cafes to your grandma's kitchen.
Oolong: The New Black
It's like everyone woke up one morning and decided, "You know what would be totally LA? Drinking oolong." And just like that, oolong became the new avocado toast. You can't swing a dead palm tree without hitting a place serving some variation of oolong. There's oolong lattes, oolong smoothies, even oolong-infused sushi (don't judge until you try it).
The Oolong Cult
Okay, maybe "cult" is a strong word, but seriously, people are devoted to this stuff. I've seen grown adults have full-on conversations about the different oxidation levels of oolong. It's like wine, but with less snobbery (or maybe more, depending on who you talk to).
Is There Too Much of a Good Thing?
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good cup of oolong as much as the next person. But when it becomes the only thing people talk about, it's a bit much. I'm starting to think there's a secret oolong cartel controlling the city's water supply.
But hey, maybe the world would be a better place if we were all a little more relaxed and focused on enjoying the simple things in life, like a good cup of tea. So, here's to you, Los Angeles, and your obsession with oolong. Just promise me you'll keep some room for other drinks too.
How to Oolong Your Way Through LA
- How to find the perfect oolong spot: Look for places with lots of plants, soft lighting, and people wearing oversized sweaters.
- How to order like a pro: Start with a classic oolong and work your way up to the more adventurous flavors.
- How to pair oolong with food: Think light and refreshing. Salads, sushi, and pastries are all good options.
- How to make oolong at home: It's easier than you think! Just follow the instructions on the packaging.
- How to appreciate the nuances of oolong: Take a sip, close your eyes, and let the flavors wash over you.
