License Plates: The Unwanted Stepchild of Car Ownership
So, you've finally done it. You've traded in that rust bucket for a shiny new ride. Congratulations! You're officially part of the "cool car club." But wait, there's a catch: those old license plates staring back at you with their faded glory. You're probably wondering, "Do I have to return these things, or can I turn them into frisbees?"
The Great License Plate Conundrum
Let's clear the air: You don't have to return your old California license plates. They're like those old jeans you keep around "just in case." They might come in handy someday, but probably not.
But what do you do with them? This is where things get interesting. Some people turn them into art, others use them as coasters (not recommended), and a few might even try to sell them on eBay (good luck with that). The most practical option is to simply hang onto them, just in case you decide to put them on a bike or a really big dog.
License Plate Liberation: A Call to Action
I propose we start a movement: License Plate Liberation. Let's free these metal rectangles from their mundane existence. Imagine a world where license plates are used for good - as frisbees, as pizza cutters, or even as fashion accessories (hey, it could happen).
So, What's the Verdict?
Keep 'em, lose 'em, or turn 'em into something awesome. The choice is yours. Just remember, the DMV won't hunt you down if you don't return them. They've got bigger fish to fry, like figuring out why the lines are always so long.
How-To License Plate FAQs
- How to store your old license plates: In a garage, shed, or under your bed. Just make sure they don't end up in the recycling bin.
- How to repurpose your old license plates: Get creative! Think coasters, wall art, or even a license plate-themed garden gnome.
- How to avoid getting a ticket with old license plates: Don't put them on your car. It's not rocket science.
- How to transfer your old license plates to a new car: You can't. Once they're assigned to a car, they're stuck with it.
- How to feel good about yourself for not returning your old license plates: Remember, you're saving the planet from metal waste. You're a hero.