Does Anyone Actually Die in NCIS: Los Angeles? A Deep Dive (or Not So Deep, Let’s Be Honest)
So, you've binged all 14 seasons of NCIS: Los Angeles and you're wondering if anyone actually kicks the bucket. Well, buckle up, because we’re about to embark on a thrilling journey through the world of fake deaths and near-misses.
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Death Defying Stunts and Plot Armor
Let’s be real, NCIS: LA is more about car chases, undercover ops, and Callen's questionable fashion choices than it is about mass casualties. The show has a knack for keeping its core characters alive, which is both frustrating and oddly comforting. It’s like watching a never-ending game of dodgeball where the main characters have superpowers.
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That said, there have been some pretty intense moments. Remember that time when [Spoiler alert, but let’s be honest, you probably don’t remember]? Yeah, that was close. And don’t even get us started on the countless explosions, shootouts, and hostage situations. It's a miracle anyone on that team can still feel their pulse.
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The Supporting Cast: A Higher Turnover Rate
While the main characters seem to have nine lives, the supporting cast is a different story. There have been a few casualties over the years, which is both sad and necessary for dramatic tension. But let's be honest, most of the time you're like, "Who was that again?"
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The Real Question: Does Anyone Actually Get Promoted?
Okay, so maybe death isn't the biggest mystery on NCIS: LA. How about promotions? Has anyone on this team ever gotten a corner office? A raise? A pat on the back? We're pretty sure they all just work for the thrill of it.
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How to...
- How to survive an explosion on NCIS: LA: Apparently, all you need is a slow-motion run and a really dramatic leap.
- How to become an undercover agent: Master the art of bad wigs and questionable accents.
- How to maintain a perfect tan while saving the world: Clearly, the California sun is magical.
- How to have endless amounts of free time: Join the NCIS: LA writers' room.
- How to accept that your favorite show will never end in a body count: Embrace the ridiculousness and enjoy the ride.
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