Did Coach Really Have to Ditch Us for the Big Apple?
Let's talk about the great Coach exodus of 2014. Remember when our boy Coach, the epitome of awkward charm and questionable fashion choices, decided to swap loft life for the concrete jungle? Yeah, that whole situation was a rollercoaster of emotions.
The Big Apple or the Loft? A Tough Call
On one hand, we get it, May, opera, and New York City - it's a pretty enticing package. But on the other hand, we were just starting to get used to Coach's weird workout routines and questionable life advice. It was like losing a limb, but with less blood and more awkward high-fives.
The True Reason? We May Never Know
Was it really the opera? Or was Coach secretly tired of being the third wheel to Nick and Jess’ endless will-they-won’t-they saga? Maybe he just wanted a bigger closet for his questionable tank tops. The world may never know.
Life After Coach: A Patchwork Quilt of Emotions
Let's be honest, the loft was never the same after Coach left. It was like trying to eat pizza without the cheese. Sure, we got Winston, which was great, but it just wasn't the same. We still have dreams about Coach bursting through the door, covered in sweat and shouting motivational quotes.
How to Cope with the Loss of Coach
- How to accept that Coach is gone: Embrace the void. Fill it with excessive amounts of cheese and questionable life choices.
- How to find a new workout buddy: Invest in a really good mirror and start talking to yourself.
- How to recreate Coach's fashion sense: Buy a lot of neon and don't be afraid to mix patterns.
- How to handle the occasional Coach withdrawal: Watch old New Girl episodes and pretend he never left.
- How to move on: Focus on the new characters and storylines. But secretly hope for a Coach cameo every now and then.