Did Franklin Bite the Dust in Texas?
So, you wanna know if Franklin, the dude in the wheelchair from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, met his maker, huh? Let's dive into this horror-filled question.
Franklin: The Unluckiest Guy in Texas (Or Maybe Just the Movie)
First off, let's give props to Franklin. Dude was in a wheelchair, in the middle of nowhere, Texas, with a bunch of people who clearly hadn't watched a horror movie in their lives. That's a recipe for disaster, folks. A chainsaw-wielding disaster.
Now, to answer the burning question: Yes, unfortunately, Franklin did not survive his Texas adventure. Leatherface, the man with the face you don't want to see in the dark, had other plans for him than a relaxing afternoon tea. Let's just say, Franklin's wheelchair didn't prove to be as protective as he might have hoped.
A Quick Word About Spoilers
Before we go any further, let's have a moment of silence for those who are still blissfully unaware of this cinematic tragedy. If you're one of those people, consider this your official spoiler alert. You've been warned.
The Legacy of Franklin
Despite his untimely demise, Franklin left a lasting impression on horror movie fans. He's become a bit of a cult hero, a symbol of bad luck and terrible timing. It's like he was destined to be chainsaw fodder from the moment he stepped out of that van.
So, there you have it. Franklin's story is a tragic one, but it's also a cautionary tale. If you ever find yourself in the middle of nowhere, Texas, with a group of friends and a feeling that something's off, maybe, just maybe, it's time to turn around.
How To Survive a Horror Movie (According to Franklin)
- How to avoid being in a horror movie: Don't accept rides from strangers, especially if they're driving an old, creepy van.
- How to pick a good horror movie character: Don't be the one in the wheelchair. Or the one who goes to investigate strange noises alone.
- How to survive a chainsaw attack: Good luck with that one, buddy. We're still working on it.
- How to appreciate the finer things in life: Cherish every moment, because you never know when Leatherface might show up.
- How to become a cult hero: Die a gruesome death in a classic horror movie.
So, there you have it. The tragic tale of Franklin and some questionable life advice. Remember, horror movies are meant to scare you, not give you nightmares. Or are they?
