IKEA: The California King Conundrum
So, you're in the market for a California King bed, huh? You've got big dreams, that's for sure. But let's talk about the elephant in the room: IKEA.
IKEA: The Land of the Metric
IKEA, the Swedish furniture giant, is known for its affordable, stylish, and often infuriatingly complex furniture. But there's one thing they're not known for: California King beds.
Why, oh why, IKEA? Why have you forsaken us, tall people of the world? Is it because you’re jealous of our long legs? Do you think we’re trying to impress people with our oversized beds? Or is it simply because you’re stuck in the metric system and just can’t be bothered to convert?
The Great California King Caper
I’ve seen people try all sorts of hacks to fit a California King into an IKEA bed frame. They’ve used extra-long mattress toppers, they’ve chopped off their feet (just kidding!), and they’ve even tried to bribe IKEA into making a California King version of the Malm bed frame. But alas, none of these attempts have been successful.
It's like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. Or, more accurately, a rectangular peg in a slightly smaller rectangular hole.
So, What's a Tall Person to Do?
If you're determined to have IKEA furniture and a California King bed, you're going to have to get creative. Maybe you could build your own bed frame? Or, you could just accept that IKEA isn't the be-all and end-all of furniture shopping. There are plenty of other retailers out there that offer California King beds in a variety of styles and price points.
But hey, at least you can get your fill of meatballs and Swedish fish at IKEA while you're there. Small victories, right?
How to... IKEA and California King Edition
- How to fit a California King mattress into an IKEA bed frame? Don’t. Just don’t. It’s a recipe for disaster.
- How to find a good alternative to an IKEA California King bed? Look at other furniture retailers! There are plenty of options out there.
- How to avoid IKEA-induced frustration? Lower your expectations and have a glass of wine ready.
- How to assemble IKEA furniture without losing your mind? Read the instructions (gasp!), take breaks, and don't hesitate to bribe a friend with pizza.
- How to enjoy a good night's sleep? Invest in a comfortable mattress, no matter what size it is.