Snow in Houston? Are You Kidding Me?
Houston: The Concrete Jungle Where Snow is a Myth
So, you're wondering if it snows in Houston, Texas? Let's clear this up right away: No, it doesn't snow in Houston. Or at least, not enough to build a snowman or have a snowball fight. Think of Houston as that one friend who always gets the good weather, while the rest of us are shivering in our winter coats.
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Houston's Love Affair with Warmth
Houston is basically a big, sweaty hug from Mother Nature. It’s the land of flip-flops, tank tops, and that perpetual feeling of needing a shower. Snow? That's for those folks who enjoy scraping ice off their cars and wearing layers upon layers of clothing. Not our problem!
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The Rare Snowflake Sightings
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Now, before you start thinking I'm a complete liar, yes, there have been extremely rare instances of snow flurries in Houston. Like, once-in-a-decade kind of rare. It's like winning the lottery, but with less money and more frozen precipitation. When it does happen, it's usually a brief, underwhelming spectacle that's over before you can grab your camera.
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How to Survive a Houston "Winter"
If you're planning a trip to Houston in the winter, don't worry about packing your snow boots and mittens. Instead, focus on packing sunscreen, sunglasses, and a good book. Here are a few tips to survive the "brutal" Houston winter:
- Embrace the warmth: Enjoy the sunshine and outdoor activities.
- Layer up (sort of): A light jacket will suffice.
- Stay hydrated: Even in winter, it's important to drink plenty of water.
How To... Houston Winter Edition
- How to build a snowman in Houston: Find a really good freezer.
- How to ice skate in Houston: Go to an indoor rink.
- How to dress for a Houston winter: Sunscreen, hat, sunglasses.
- How to survive a Houston "snowstorm": Don't panic, it will melt.
- How to appreciate the irony of snow in Houston: Laugh and move on.
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