LAX: A Smoker's Odyssey
So, you're a smoker, huh? And you're about to embark on a journey to the City of Angels? Well, buckle up, because I've got some stellar news for you.
LAX: Smoke-Free or Smoke-Friendly?
Let's get one thing straight: LAX is not a smoker's paradise. In fact, it's more like a smoker's purgatory. The airport has this weird obsession with clean air, which is great for people with lungs, but not so much for those of us with nicotine addictions.
But fear not, my fellow nicotine enthusiasts! There is a glimmer of hope. LAX does, in fact, have a few designated smoking areas. Think of them as the oasis in a desert of fresh air.
Where to Find Your Happy Place
These smoking areas are typically located outside the terminals, after security. You know, the perfect place to take a deep breath of polluted air after you've been herded through security like cattle. But hey, beggars can't be choosers, right?
Tom Bradley International Terminal: This is where the magic happens. There's a smoking area located after the food court, past the questionable delights of Panda Express and KFC. It's like a reward for surviving the culinary gauntlet.
Terminal 2 and Terminal 7: These terminals also have their own smoking areas, but let's be honest, they're probably not as glamorous as the one in Tom Bradley.
Tips for the Smoking Survivor
- Pack your patience: Finding the smoking area can be a quest. Don't expect clear signs or helpful airport staff.
- Dress accordingly: It's California, but it can get chilly outside. Layers are your friend.
- Embrace the camaraderie: You'll likely meet fellow smokers in your quest for nicotine. Share stories, commiserate, and bond over your mutual addiction.
How to...
- How to find a smoking area at LAX: Follow the signs or ask a friendly-looking passenger.
- How to survive the walk to the smoking area: Take deep breaths, imagine a world without smoke detectors, and dream of that first puff.
- How to deal with the guilt of smoking: Ignore it. You're on vacation!
- How to quit smoking: Just kidding. Enjoy your smoke!
- How to find a support group for smokers: There's probably one in the smoking area.
