Sally: The Ultimate Texas Survivor (Or Not)
So, you're wondering if Sally from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre actually lives in Texas? Let's dive into this burning question.
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Sally: The Final Girl, or the Final Victim?
First off, let's clear something up: Sally survives the original 1974 film, but her fate in the later installments and reboots is... well, let's just say it's not a happy ending. So, while she might have escaped Texas, living there? That's a whole different story.
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Imagine this: You're the sole survivor of a horrific ordeal involving a family of cannibalistic maniacs wielding a chainsaw. You'd probably want to move as far away from Texas as possible, right? Like, maybe to Alaska or New Zealand. A place with lots of snow and friendly penguins.
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Texas: Where Chainsaws and Hospitality Collide
Texas is known for many things: big hats, bigger steaks, and apparently, a penchant for wielding power tools in a murderous fashion. But let's be real, not everyone in Texas is a chainsaw-wielding maniac. Most Texans are probably really nice people who love their BBQ. It's just that Hollywood has a thing for making the state seem like a horror movie set.
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The Verdict: Sally is Probably Not Your Neighbor
So, to answer the burning question: Does Sally live in Texas? The short answer is probably not. But hey, who knows? Maybe she's living a quiet life in Amarillo, running a successful bakery and baking the best damn pecan pie this side of the Mississippi. Or maybe she's become a professional chainsaw juggler. You never know with this franchise.
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How To... Texas Chainsaw Massacre Edition
- How to survive a chainsaw encounter: Run. Just run. And if you can't run, hide. Really well.
- How to avoid becoming a barbecue ingredient: Don’t wander off into creepy woods alone, especially if you smell BBQ.
- How to become a horror movie legend: Get chased by a chainsaw-wielding maniac and somehow survive. It’s easier said than done.
- How to tell if you’re in a horror movie: If you see a creepy old house in the middle of nowhere, turn around and go home.
- How to appreciate Texas: Enjoy the BBQ, the music, and the friendly people. Just ignore the occasional chainsaw sound.
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