Snow in September? Chicago, Are You Kidding Me?
So, you're wondering if Chicago can pull a fast one on us and decide to snow in September? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the frozen depths of this question.
A Brief History of Chicago's September Snowfall
Let's get one thing straight: September and snow are not BFFs. They're more like awkward exes who occasionally bump into each other at the grocery store and pretend they're cool. In the grand scheme of Chicago weather, September is supposed to be a time of pumpkin spice, falling leaves, and contemplating your life choices. Not building snowmen.
But, hold your horses! There have been two recorded instances of snowfall in September in Chicago's illustrious history. Two! That's like winning the lottery twice, but with less money and more frostbite. These were trace amounts, mind you, not enough to build a snowman or have a snowball fight. More like a sprinkle of fairy dust turned icy.
So, Should I Bring My Snow Boots?
No, please, for the love of all things warm, leave the snow boots at home. While it’s technically possible for a few snowflakes to grace the Windy City in September, it's about as likely as seeing a squirrel riding a unicycle. It might happen, but don't bet your house on it.
What About Global Warming?
Ah, the age-old question. Some might argue that climate change is messing with our seasons, and we could see more September snow in the future. But let's be real, global warming is more likely to bring us record-breaking heatwaves than surprise snowstorms. So, while it's a valid concern, let's not panic just yet.
How to Prepare for a September Snowstorm in Chicago (Just Kidding)
Okay, okay, we know you're probably not going to need this information, but just in case you're the unluckiest person on the planet, here are some "tips":
- How to build a snowman in 30-degree weather: Challenge accepted.
- How to ice skate on a puddle: Not recommended.
- How to order a hot chocolate when every coffee shop is out of whipped cream: First world problems.
- How to convince your friends that a snow day in September is a legitimate excuse to skip work: Good luck with that.
- How to stay sane during a surprise September snowstorm: Stock up on blankets, hot cocoa, and your favorite binge-worthy show.
So, there you have it. September snow in Chicago is about as common as a unicorn sighting. But hey, stranger things have happened. Just don't count on it.
Now, go enjoy your pumpkin spice latte and forget about snow.