Is Harry Home Yet? A Royal Pain in the Neck
So, the burning question on everyone’s lips (or at least, on the lips of those who care about such things) is: Has Prince Harry made it back to California? Let's dive into this royal soap opera.
A Quick Recap for the Forgetful
For those who've been living under a rock (or simply have better things to do), Prince Harry took a whirlwind trip to the UK to see his dad, King Charles. It was a tearful reunion, apparently, but let's be honest, we're all more interested in whether he brought back any decent souvenirs.
Back to Cali, or Still Sipping Tea?
Now, the real question is: Is he back in Montecito, or is he still there, sipping tea and eating crumpets? We can only speculate. Perhaps he's jet-lagged, trying to figure out which side of the road to drive on. Maybe he's already back, and we're just not important enough to be informed. Or, and this is a wild theory, maybe he's decided to stay and become a full-time royal again.
The World Awaits
Until we have concrete evidence (like a paparazzi photo of him wearing sweatpants and a hoodie), we're left to our own devices. We can speculate, we can debate, but ultimately, it's up to Harry to decide when he wants to share his whereabouts. In the meantime, let's focus on more important things, like what to have for dinner or whether our favorite TV show is getting renewed.
How to...
- How to avoid royal news overload: Unfollow all royal family members on social media. Problem solved.
- How to impress your friends with royal trivia: Learn the names of all the corgis.
- How to become a royal expert: Watch a lot of The Crown and pretend you know what you're talking about.
- How to cope with the lack of royal drama: Find a new hobby.
- How to survive a conversation about the royal family: Nod and smile, then change the subject.
