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Bears, Be There, Or Be Square: Your Guide to Preseason Pain
Alright, football fanatics, let's talk turkey, or should I say, let's talk pigskin? Preseason is here, and it's time to dust off those jerseys, fire up the grill, and prepare for a summer of questionable throws and questionable catches. Because let's face it, preseason football is like watching paint dry, but with helmets.
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| How Can I Watch Chicago Bears Preseason Games |
Where to Watch the Bears' Painstaking Progress
So, you're wondering how to watch the Chicago Bears stumble their way through preseason? Well, buckle up, because here’s the deal:
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- Local Legends: If you're lucky enough to be in the Chicago area, you can probably find the game on your local Fox affiliate. Just remember, local TV means local commercials, which might be even worse than the football.
- Online Options: For those of us who live outside the Windy City or simply prefer the comfort of our couch, there are a few streaming options. The NFL Network is your go-to, but be warned: it's like watching a marathon of bad commercials with occasional football sprinkled in.
- The Official Bears Website: The Chicago Bears' website often streams games, but let's be honest, their streaming quality is about as good as their offensive line in recent years.
Tips for Surviving Preseason
Watching preseason football requires a certain level of mental fortitude. Here are some tips to help you get through it:
- Lower Your Expectations: Remember, these guys are still trying to figure out if they can catch a football without dropping it.
- Embrace the Water Cooler Talk: Preseason is the perfect time to discuss outrageous trade rumors and unrealistic fantasy football drafts.
- Find a Drinking Game: Just kidding! Or are we?
How to...
- How to avoid disappointment? Manage your expectations. These guys are still figuring things out.
- How to survive commercials? Mute the TV and pretend you're at a silent retreat.
- How to impress your friends? Learn all the obscure rules and penalties.
- How to stay awake? Caffeine, energy drinks, or just accept that you'll be a zombie the next day.
- How to enjoy preseason? Find a good beer and a loyal friend.
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