Parking in LA: A Fine Art (or Science? Or Just Plain Luck?)
So, you’ve decided to take the plunge and move to Los Angeles, huh? Welcome to the concrete jungle where dreams are made (and parking spaces are coveted more than a Kardashian’s selfie). Let’s talk about the fine art of not getting towed.
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| How Close Can You Park To A Driveway In Los Angeles |
The Driveway Dilemma
Now, you might be thinking, "Driveway? Isn’t that where cars belong?" Well, in most of the civilized world, yes. But this is LA, baby. Here, a driveway is more like a trophy than a parking spot. And the question of how close you can park to one is a topic as complex as the plot of a Christopher Nolan movie.
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The Golden Rule: Don't block the driveway. Seems obvious, right? But trust me, this rule is about as respected as a Kardashian’s privacy. People will park inches from that thing, daring the homeowner to call a tow truck. It’s like a real-life game of chicken, but with cars and potential road rage.
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The Grey Area: There's often a little strip between the sidewalk and the driveway called the "driveway apron." Can you park there? Technically, yes. But if you're feeling adventurous, try it and see what happens. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
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Other Parking Perils
While we're on the topic of LA parking, let's quickly touch on a few other common pitfalls:
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- Street Sweeping: This is like a weekly lottery. If you get it right, you're a parking champ. If not, well, let's just say your faith in humanity might take a hit.
- Meter Madness: Forget trying to find a free spot. Meters are your new best friend (or worst enemy, depending on how good you are at math).
- The Great Garage Hunt: If you're lucky enough to find a garage, cherish it. Guard it with your life. And be prepared to pay a small fortune for the privilege.
How to Navigate LA Parking
So, how do you survive the LA parking jungle? Here are a few quick tips:
- How to avoid a parking ticket: Be observant. Read the signs. Pay attention to street sweeping schedules. And if all else fails, invest in a really good parking app.
- How to find a parking spot: Patience is key. Arrive early. Be flexible. And don't be afraid to walk a little.
- How to deal with parking rage: Meditate. Practice deep breathing. And remember, it's just a car.
- How to parallel park like a pro: This is a skill that will serve you well in LA. There are plenty of YouTube tutorials out there to help you master the art.
- How to survive without a car: Consider public transportation, biking, or walking. You might be surprised at how much you can actually do without a car in this city.
Remember, parking in LA is a marathon, not a sprint. Pace yourself, stay calm, and don't let it ruin your day. Good luck!
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