Houston: From Concrete Jungle to Ice Age
When Hell Freezes Over (or at Least Houston)
So, remember that time Houston turned into Antarctica? No? Well, let me refresh your memory. February 2021 was a real mood killer. The city that's synonymous with heat and humidity decided to throw us a curveball and became the new home of the abominable snowman.
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Polar Vortex Party
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Let's talk numbers, shall we? Because who doesn't love a good number party? Houston dipped to a bone-chilling 13°F. That's right, thirteen degrees. In Houston. A city where people wear shorts in December. It was like Mother Nature decided to play a cruel joke on us. I mean, have you ever seen snow in Houston? Neither had we. But there we were, building snowmen in front of our palm trees.
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Frozen Foodies and Fashion Fails
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Imagine this: You wake up to a world covered in white. Not snow, of course. That would be too easy. No, it's frost. Your pipes have frozen, your coffee is colder than your heart, and your outfit consists of every layer of clothing you own. This was our reality. But hey, at least we got creative with our fashion choices. Who needs a winter coat when you can layer a swimsuit under a puffer jacket?
Lessons Learned (or Not)
While this whole ordeal was a major inconvenience, it did teach us a few things. Like, maybe it's time to invest in a fireplace. Or learn how to knit a sweater. And definitely stock up on hot chocolate. But mostly, it taught us that Houston can handle anything. Except, you know, extreme cold.
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| How Cold Did It Get In Houston February 2021 |
How to Survive a Houston Winter (Just in Case)
- How to layer like a pro: Start with a swimsuit, add a few t-shirts, then throw on a parka. Optional: gloves, scarf, and beanie.
- How to make snow ice cream: It's not as delicious as it sounds, but it's a fun experiment.
- How to build a snowman with palm fronds: Creativity at its finest.
- How to thaw frozen pipes without burning your house down: Consult a professional.
- How to appreciate the warmth again: It's a skill you'll master.
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