Severide: The Houdini of Chicago Fire
So, let’s talk about Severide. The man, the myth, the legend (or at least, that’s what he thinks). This guy has a knack for disappearing faster than a slice of pizza at a Chicago Cubs game. It’s like he’s playing hide-and-seek with the entire city, and we’re all just spectators, desperately trying to figure out where he’s stashed himself this time.
The Great Severide Disappearance Act
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Severide left Chicago Fire? Again? Is this some kind of cruel joke?” And honestly, it feels like it sometimes. One minute he’s battling blazes and saving kittens (probably not kittens, but you get the idea), and the next, he’s off on some mysterious arson investigation that requires him to be halfway across the country.
We’ve had explanations, of course. Something about wanting to focus on his career, or spending quality time with Stella. But let’s be real, those are just fancy excuses. I suspect Severide has a secret life as a professional hide-and-seek champion, and the Chicago Firehouse is just his cover.
Theories Abound
There are countless theories about where Severide goes when he disappears. Some say he’s joined the circus as a human cannonball. Others believe he’s become a deep-sea fisherman, chasing that elusive big one. And then there’s the more plausible theory: he’s simply tired of putting up with Chief Boden’s endless dad jokes.
Whatever the reason, one thing’s for sure: the Chicago Firehouse just isn’t the same without him. It’s like trying to eat a hot dog without ketchup. Sure, it’s technically possible, but it’s just not right.
How to Handle Severide’s Absences
So, how can we, the loyal fans, cope with Severide’s frequent disappearances? Here are a few tips:
- How to accept his absence: Channel your inner Elsa and let it go. It’s not easy, but it’s possible.
- How to fill the Severide-shaped void: Watch old episodes, or binge-watch other shows featuring firefighters. Just kidding, nothing can truly replace Severide.
- How to prepare for his return: Stock up on popcorn and your favorite beverage. You’ll need it for the inevitable drama.
- How to avoid disappointment: Lower your expectations. This way, you can only be pleasantly surprised.
- How to survive without Severide’s one-liners: Learn to appreciate the humor of other characters. Or, you know, just laugh at your own jokes.
Remember, this is just a bit of fun. We all love Severide, and we can’t wait to see him back in action. In the meantime, let’s just enjoy the show and hope that his next disappearance is brief.
