Harry Houdini or Harry the Hustler?
So, Harry’s back in Cali, folks. Our favorite ginger prince traded Buckingham Palace for Beverly Hills faster than you can say "Netflix deal." A 24-hour round trip across the Atlantic? That’s not just jet-setting, that’s warp speed!
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The Great Harry Escape
Now, the real question is: How did he do it? Did he discover a secret passage in the Queen's corgis? Or maybe he mastered the art of invisibility during those years in the army? I’m leaning towards a more mundane explanation: a really, really fast private jet.
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Some folks are calling it a "dash" to see his dad. A dash that somehow involved packing a suitcase, getting through airport security, and enduring a transatlantic flight. I'm more inclined to call it a "teleportation mishap." Because honestly, who needs all that hassle?
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The Royal Mile High Club
One can't help but wonder if Harry managed to squeeze in a quick nap on that flight. Or maybe he caught up on his reading list. Or perhaps he joined the exclusive "Royal Mile High Club"? The possibilities are endless, and frankly, quite entertaining.
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The Return of the Prodigal Son (or Something Like That)
It’s all very dramatic, isn’t it? The prodigal son returns, spends a whirlwind 24 hours, and then poof – he’s gone. The tabloids are having a field day. The world is shook. And we’re all just sitting here, sipping our tea (or whatever beverage you prefer), wondering what it's like to have a life that involves such frequent transatlantic jaunts.
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In conclusion, Harry's little trip was as baffling as it was brief. But hey, at least it gave us something to talk about.
How To...
- How to book a last-minute transatlantic flight? - Be a prince, or have a very, very rich friend.
- How to handle media scrutiny? - Hire a good PR team. Or, you know, just ignore it.
- How to reconcile with your family after a public falling out? - Start with a phone call. Or a really long letter.
- How to maintain a long-distance relationship? - Video calls, surprise visits, and lots of trust.
- How to live a life that's constantly in the spotlight? - Develop a thick skin, or a really good sense of humor.
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