Astros: Did They Hit a Homerun or Strike Out Last Night?
So, the Houston Astros stepped up to the plate last night. Let’s see if they knocked it out of the park or struck out swinging.
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| How Did The Houston Astros Do Last Night |
A Nail-biter of a Game
If you’re an Astros fan, you probably woke up with a mix of adrenaline and caffeine. If you’re a rival fan, well, you probably woke up with a smug grin. Because let’s face it, baseball is a cruel mistress, and every game is a rollercoaster of emotions.
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Last night’s matchup was a real nail-biter. The kind of game that makes you chew your nails down to the quick and contemplate taking up knitting (or maybe just drinking). Every pitch was a potential home run, every strikeout a potential heart attack.
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Did the Astros Win?
I won’t spoil the surprise for those of you who are still nursing your morning coffee (or whiskey, we don’t judge). But let’s just say there were fireworks, of the baseball variety at least. And by fireworks, I mean someone probably hit a home run. Or maybe they dropped a fly ball. Who knows with this crazy sport?
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The Unsung Heroes
While we’re at it, let's give a shoutout to the unsung heroes of the game: the bullpen. Those guys are like the relief pitchers of life, coming in to save the day when things are looking bleak. And let’s not forget the umpires. They have the toughest job in the world, trying to make sense of balls and strikes when even the players are confused.
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How to...
- How to survive an Astros game: Stock up on snacks, beverages, and patience.
- How to impress your baseball-loving friends: Learn the difference between a slider and a curveball (or at least pretend to).
- How to avoid getting into an argument about baseball: Change the subject. Quickly.
- How to become a baseball fan: Find a team you like, wear their hat, and start yelling at the TV.
- How to accept defeat gracefully: Order pizza and watch something else.
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