I Wanna Dance With Somebody... and Talk About This Movie
So, let's talk about the Whitney Houston movie, shall we? I Wanna Dance With Somebody - a title so iconic, it practically guarantees a good movie, right? Wrong. Or maybe right? Let’s dive in.
A Tale of Two Halves
The first half of the movie is like Whitney's early career - full of promise, energy, and those goosebump-inducing vocals. Naomi Ackie as Whitney? A revelation. She nailed the voice, the mannerisms, and even that signature Whitney smile. It was like watching a Whitney hologram, but with slightly less hair.
But then, the second half hits. It's like the movie got caught in a downpour and decided to become a dramatic soap opera. Don't get me wrong, Whitney's life had its challenges, but the movie felt like it was drowning in them. It was a bit like watching a rollercoaster, but one where you're constantly bracing yourself for the next dramatic drop.
The Bobby Brown Conundrum
Bobby Brown. Oh, Bobby Brown. The movie seemed to have a love-hate relationship with him. One moment he's the charming, talented musician, the next he's the devil incarnate. It was like they couldn't decide if they wanted to humanize him or demonize him. I'm still not sure if Ashton Sanders nailed the role or if Bobby Brown was just that complex.
The Music, Thank God
One thing the movie absolutely nailed was the music. The soundtrack was a nostalgic rollercoaster. Every song was a mini-concert, and I found myself singing along, even when the movie was trying to be heavy. So, props to the sound department for that.
Did It Do Whitney Justice?
That's a tough question. The movie certainly captured the magic of Whitney's voice and her early career triumphs. But when it came to the darker side of her life, it felt like it was treading water. It was like trying to fit an ocean into a bathtub.
Overall, the movie is a decent watch if you're a Whitney fan, but don't expect a deep dive into her soul. It's more like a greatest hits album with a dramatic intermission.
How To...
- How to appreciate Whitney Houston's music: Listen to her albums, watch her live performances, and let her voice transport you to another dimension.
- How to handle a music biopic: Lower your expectations, enjoy the music, and remember that movies are interpretations, not documentaries.
- How to sing like Whitney Houston: Practice, practice, practice. And maybe take some vocal lessons.
- How to cope with a dramatic movie: Grab some popcorn, a cozy blanket, and prepare to be emotionally rollercoastered.
- How to appreciate Naomi Ackie's performance: Watch the movie, pay attention to her portrayal, and give her the credit she deserves.