How to Call a New Yorker: A Quick Guide to Not Messing Up
So, you're planning a trip to the Big Apple or maybe you just have a burning desire to insult a New Yorker (we don't recommend the latter). Either way, you're probably wondering, "How do I actually address these people?" Well, let's dive into the wonderful world of New Yorker nomenclature.
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| How Do You Call New Yorkers |
New Yorker: The Classic
The most straightforward option is simply to call them New Yorkers. It's like calling a dog a dog - simple, effective, and generally inoffensive. However, if you want to sound a bit more sophisticated, you could try "New York City resident". But let's be real, who says that?
Tip: Take your time with each sentence.
Breaking it Down by Borough
If you want to get specific, you can try calling them by their borough. This is where things get a bit tricky.
QuickTip: Reading carefully once is better than rushing twice.
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- Manhattanites: These are the folks who think they own the city. They're the ones who will tell you that Central Park is bigger than your entire state.
- Brooklynites: They're the cool, hipster kids of New York. They'll tell you how much better their pizza is than yours (which, let's be honest, it probably is).
- Queens: A melting pot of cultures, so you're safe to just call them New Yorkers. Or if you want to be fancy, you can try "Queens resident".
- Bronx: Home to the Yankees and a strong sense of community. Calling them Bronxites is generally okay, but be prepared for a passionate debate about the best bodega in the borough.
- Staten Island: These folks are often forgotten, so calling them Staten Islanders might earn you some brownie points. Just don't mention the ferry.
Other Nicknames (Use with Caution)
There are a few other nicknames floating around for New Yorkers, but use them at your own risk.
QuickTip: Skim for bold or italicized words.
- Knickerbockers: This is an old-timey term that sounds like something out of a Washington Irving story. It's not really used much anymore, but it can be fun to throw around in a trivia game.
- Empire Staters: This is technically correct, as New York is the Empire State, but it's a bit formal and doesn't really capture the city's energy.
Remember: The best way to address a New Yorker is with respect and a willingness to learn. They're a proud bunch, and they'll appreciate it if you make an effort to understand their city and its people.
Tip: Read at your own pace, not too fast.
How to...
- How to avoid offending a New Yorker: Just call them New Yorkers. If you must be specific, do your research and be prepared to back up your claims.
- How to sound like a local: Learn a few borough-specific slang terms. But remember, fake it 'til you make it.
- How to impress a New Yorker: Know your boroughs, your pizza spots, and your public transportation.
- How to survive a conversation with a New Yorker: Be confident, be quick-witted, and be ready to argue about anything and everything.
- How to make a New Yorker your friend: Offer them a slice of pizza. Or, better yet, bring them a real bagel.
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