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The Great NYC Marathon Acceptance Wait: A Survival Guide
So, you’ve thrown your hat (or rather, your running shoes) into the ring for the NYC Marathon. You’ve clicked submit, taken a deep breath, and now you’re in the dreaded waiting game. It’s like waiting for your crush to text back, but with way less drama (and hopefully, way less rejection).
The Five Stages of Marathon Acceptance Grief
- Denial: "I'll totally get in. I mean, I'm basically a gazelle."
- Anger: "This is ridiculous! I run more than a hamster on a wheel!"
- Bargaining: "Okay, fine, I'll start training for an Ironman if I get in. Deal?"
- Depression: Stares blankly at running shoes, contemplates knitting.
- Acceptance: "Well, there's always next year. Or the year after that. Or..."
How to Know if You're In: A Definitive Guide (Not Really)
The short answer? You'll get an email. A magical, wonderful, life-changing email. Until then, you're in limbo. And let's be honest, limbo is where dreams go to die. But fear not, fellow hopefuls! There are ways to pass the time:
- Stalk the NYRR website: Refresh every 5 minutes. Maybe, just maybe, they'll accidentally post the results early.
- Join online forums: Bond with other hopefuls over shared misery.
- Start training anyway: You know, just in case. Plus, it'll make the disappointment less painful if you don't get in.
- Learn to knit: A surprisingly calming hobby. Plus, you can make a scarf for your dog.
Signs You Might Be In (Purely Speculative)
- You start having dreams about running through Central Park.
- Your running shoes mysteriously develop a new pair of laces.
- A mysterious package arrives containing a custom-made race bib with your name on it. (Highly unlikely, but hey, a girl can dream!)
How to Cope With Rejection (Because, Let's Be Real)
- Ice cream: Lots of it.
- Netflix: All the binge-worthy shows.
- Retail therapy: New running shoes for next year!
Remember, even if you don't get in, you're still amazing. And there's always next year. Or the year after that. Or...
How-To FAQs
- How to avoid refreshing the NYRR website every 5 seconds: Set a timer. Or, you know, get a life.
- How to stay sane during the waiting period: Mindfulness, meditation, or a really good book.
- How to prepare for the emotional rollercoaster: Stock up on tissues and chocolate.
- How to find a running buddy: Join a local running group or post on social media.
- How to celebrate if you get in: Champagne, obviously. And maybe a small parade.