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The Great NYC Marathon Acceptance Wait: A Survival Guide
So, you’ve thrown your hat (or rather, your running shoes) into the ring for the NYC Marathon. You’ve clicked submit, taken a deep breath, and now you’re in the dreaded waiting game. It’s like waiting for your crush to text back, but with way less drama (and hopefully, way less rejection).
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| How Do You Know If You're Accepted Into Nyc Marathon |
The Five Stages of Marathon Acceptance Grief
- Denial: "I'll totally get in. I mean, I'm basically a gazelle."
- Anger: "This is ridiculous! I run more than a hamster on a wheel!"
- Bargaining: "Okay, fine, I'll start training for an Ironman if I get in. Deal?"
- Depression: Stares blankly at running shoes, contemplates knitting.
- Acceptance: "Well, there's always next year. Or the year after that. Or..."
How to Know if You're In: A Definitive Guide (Not Really)
The short answer? You'll get an email. A magical, wonderful, life-changing email. Until then, you're in limbo. And let's be honest, limbo is where dreams go to die. But fear not, fellow hopefuls! There are ways to pass the time:
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- Stalk the NYRR website: Refresh every 5 minutes. Maybe, just maybe, they'll accidentally post the results early.
- Join online forums: Bond with other hopefuls over shared misery.
- Start training anyway: You know, just in case. Plus, it'll make the disappointment less painful if you don't get in.
- Learn to knit: A surprisingly calming hobby. Plus, you can make a scarf for your dog.
Signs You Might Be In (Purely Speculative)
- You start having dreams about running through Central Park.
- Your running shoes mysteriously develop a new pair of laces.
- A mysterious package arrives containing a custom-made race bib with your name on it. (Highly unlikely, but hey, a girl can dream!)
How to Cope With Rejection (Because, Let's Be Real)
- Ice cream: Lots of it.
- Netflix: All the binge-worthy shows.
- Retail therapy: New running shoes for next year!
Remember, even if you don't get in, you're still amazing. And there's always next year. Or the year after that. Or...
How-To FAQs
- How to avoid refreshing the NYRR website every 5 seconds: Set a timer. Or, you know, get a life.
- How to stay sane during the waiting period: Mindfulness, meditation, or a really good book.
- How to prepare for the emotional rollercoaster: Stock up on tissues and chocolate.
- How to find a running buddy: Join a local running group or post on social media.
- How to celebrate if you get in: Champagne, obviously. And maybe a small parade.
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