Bobby Brown: The Unofficial Critic of the Whitney Houston Biopic
So, they made a movie about Whitney, huh? And they had the audacity to include that guy in it. I'm talking about Bobby Brown, the man who went from R&B royalty to reality TV fodder. You know, the guy who once said, "I'm the king of the world!" while probably looking for his keys.
The World’s Most Reluctant Film Critic
Now, I’m not exactly a film critic. My qualifications include watching "Sharknado" three times and once mistaking a documentary for a horror movie. But when it comes to the life and times of Mr. and Mrs. Brown, I consider myself an expert. Sort of like Dr. Phil, but without the fancy degree or the actual help.
From what I hear, the movie is a rollercoaster. One minute you're crying because Whitney's voice is angelic, the next you're cringing because Bobby's doing that thing with his eyebrows. It's like watching a drama and a comedy at the same time, but without the laughs.
Bobby's Reaction: A Masterclass in Subtlety
Of course, Bobby has been as subtle as a brick through a window about the whole thing. Something along the lines of, "I'm just focused on my music and my family." Yeah, right. Like a guy who's been on every reality show known to man is suddenly a recluse.
I imagine him sitting at home, surrounded by empty bottles of whatever he drinks, muttering, "They got my hair wrong. And that outfit? Come on." Classic Bobby.
The Verdict: A Mixed Bag
So, should you see the movie? If you're a masochist who enjoys watching train wrecks, then absolutely. If you're a Whitney fan, you'll probably appreciate her talent. If you're a Bobby fan...well, let's just say it's a complex relationship.
In conclusion, the Whitney Houston biopic is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. But one thing's for sure: Bobby Brown's reaction is worth the price of admission alone.
How to... Bobby Brown Edition
- How to survive a reality show: Avoid anything that involves cameras, alcohol, and your family.
- How to write a hit song: Just add a catchy beat and some nonsense lyrics.
- How to make headlines: Do something completely unpredictable and preferably embarrassing.
- How to recover from a scandal: Hire a good publicist and hope people have short memories.
- How to be Bobby Brown: Be yourself, but with more confidence and less questionable life choices.