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Callen's Demise: A Conspiracy Theory (or Not)
So, you wanna know how Callen dies in NCIS: Los Angeles, huh? Well, I've got news for you: he doesn't. Unless you count almost getting blown up, shot, poisoned, or kidnapped as dying. In which case, the man has lived about nine lives.
Callen: The Immortal Agent
Let's break this down:
- The Near-Death Experiences: Callen has had more brushes with death than a cat has lives. There was that time he was trapped in a burning building, another time he was shot multiple times, and let's not forget the countless explosions. But nope, our boy always pulls through.
- The Plot Armor: This guy is like a superhero with plot armor. Every time we think he's gonna bite the dust, he miraculously survives. It's starting to get a bit ridiculous, honestly.
- The Fan Theories: There are those who believe Callen is actually a robot, a clone, or maybe even a time traveler. I mean, it's not that far-fetched considering the crazy stuff that happens on this show.
So, Will Callen Ever Die?
Honestly, at this point, it’s like the writers have a personal vendetta against killing him off. Maybe they're saving it for a really dramatic, epic finale? Or maybe they're just having too much fun watching us theorize about his immortality.
Either way, one thing's for sure: as long as there's an NCIS: Los Angeles, Callen will probably be there, dodging bullets and saving the day.
How to...
- How to survive as many near-death experiences as Callen? Good luck with that.
- How to write a believable death scene for Callen? Consult a professional time traveler.
- How to stop worrying about Callen's safety? Start watching a different show.
- How to appreciate Callen's resilience? Watch every episode of NCIS: LA.
- How to write a fan fiction where Callen finally dies? Consult a therapist first.