Texas: The Cinderella Story That Wasn't Quite
So, let's talk about Texas in March Madness 2023. You know, that time when everyone was filling out their brackets and acting like they were Warren Buffett predicting the stock market? Yeah, that. Texas was in the mix, and for a hot second, it looked like they might be the next big thing. But alas, the basketball gods had other plans.
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The Longhorns' March Madness Journey
Texas rolled into the tournament as a humble number 7 seed. Yeah, right. Let's be real, they were probably expecting a higher seed but hey, beggars can't be choosers, especially when you're talking about college basketball. They managed to navigate their way through the first couple of rounds, making everyone go, "Hmm, maybe these Longhorns have something special."
But then came the Sweet Sixteen. And let's just say, it was a sweet heartbreak for Texas fans. They faced off against Miami, a team that seemed to be having more fun than anyone else on the court. And let's be honest, when your opponent is having more fun, it's usually not a good sign.
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Miami pulled off a comeback for the ages, and Texas was sent packing. It was like watching your favorite TV show get canceled after the most epic cliffhanger ever. Ouch.
Could Have Been, Should Have Been
Now, I'm not saying Texas was going to win the whole thing. But a Final Four appearance? Definitely in the realm of possibility. They had the talent, the momentum, and let's be real, the Longhorn Network probably had some pretty convincing hype videos ready to go.
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But that's basketball, folks. One minute you're on top of the world, the next you're wondering if you should have picked a different hobby.
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How To... Your March Madness Questions Answered
How to avoid filling out a bracket: This is easy. Just tell people you're superstitious or that you have a strict "no gambling" policy. Or, you know, just be honest and say you have no idea what you're doing.
QuickTip: Let each idea sink in before moving on.
How to handle losing your bracket: This one's a bit tougher. You can try blaming it on your dog eating it, or claim you accidentally washed it with your clothes. Or, you can just own it and say, "Well, at least I tried."
How to survive an office March Madness pool: This requires a combination of skill, luck, and the ability to subtly bribe your coworkers. Just kidding about the bribery part. Mostly.
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How to impress your friends with your basketball knowledge: Watch a lot of ESPN, pretend to know what a box-and-one defense is, and use terms like "pick-and-roll" liberally.
How to cope with the inevitable disappointment of your favorite team losing: Ice cream, pizza, and Netflix. Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try therapy.
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