San Quentin: It's Further Than You Think (Probably)
So, you're planning a road trip, huh? And your destination is the world-renowned San Quentin State Prison. Well, let's just say, you've got a unique taste in vacation spots. I mean, who wouldn't want to spend their hard-earned cash on a place where the Wi-Fi is probably terrible and the room service is, uh, non-existent?
Just How Far is This Place, Anyway?
Let's cut to the chase. San Quentin is a cool 390 miles away from Los Angeles. That’s about six hours of driving if you’re really good at avoiding traffic. But let's be honest, who's good at avoiding California traffic? It's like trying to dodge a swarm of angry seagulls after you've stolen their fries.
You'll Need More Than Just Gas Money
Before you hit the road, make sure you've got a solid playlist, a fully charged phone (for emergencies, of course), and maybe a change of underwear. You know, just in case. And don't forget to pack snacks. Prison food probably isn't as good as it sounds in the movies.
Pro Tip: If you're feeling adventurous, try hitchhiking. Just kidding! Don't do that.
Things to Do (Or Not Do) in the Area
Once you've survived the drive, you might be wondering what to do. Well, there's always the prison tour. Or, if you're more of an outdoorsy type, you could try hiking... in the prison yard. Just kidding again! There's actually some beautiful scenery nearby, so maybe check that out instead.
Important Note: Don't try to escape with any inmates. It's unlikely to end well for you.
How to...
- How to plan your visit: Honestly, I’d recommend skipping San Quentin and heading to Disneyland instead. But if you're dead set on going, check the prison's visitation policies.
- How to stay safe: Don't break any laws. It's pretty straightforward.
- How to entertain yourself: Bring a good book. Or, you know, learn a new language.
- How to make friends: This one might be tricky.
- How to escape: Again, don't even think about it.