How Fast Does a NYC Train Actually Go? A Deep Dive (or Should We Say, Deep Tunnel?)
Let’s talk about something that’s as exciting as watching paint dry – NYC subway speeds. Yes, I know, riveting stuff. But hey, someone’s gotta do it, right?
The Myth of the Speedy Subway
You'd think, living in the fast-paced city that never sleeps, the subway would be a blur of steel and speed. But nope, that’s a mirage. The average NYC subway train cruises at a leisurely 17.4 mph. That’s right, folks, you could probably beat it on a good day with your trusty pair of sneakers. Imagine sprinting to work, only to realize you forgot your phone and having to casually stroll back to get it. That’s basically the subway’s pace.
What’s Holding Us Back?
You might be wondering, "What gives? Why is the subway so slow?" Well, blame it on the frequent stops and starts (think of it as interval training for your patience), the sometimes-slow-as-molasses signal system (because apparently, red doesn't always mean stop for trains), and the fact that the subway system is older than your grandma's favorite cardigan.
Speed Demons of the Subway
Now, before you start planning your leisurely jog alongside the next express train, let’s be clear: some trains do go faster. Express trains on certain lines can hit speeds of up to 55 mph. But let's face it, those stretches are few and far between. It’s like finding a golden ticket in a Wonka bar – rare and exciting.
How to... Subway Speed Edition
- How to measure subway speed: While you can't strap a speedometer to your seat (unfortunately), you can use apps that track your phone's speed and compare it to the train's movement. Just don't get too competitive.
- How to survive a slow subway ride: Bring a good book, download a podcast, or practice your meditation skills. Or, you know, just stare out the window and people-watch.
- How to convince the MTA to speed things up: Write your elected officials, start a petition, or invent a revolutionary new train propulsion system. Good luck!
- How to appreciate the slow pace of life: The subway's leisurely speed can actually be quite relaxing. Embrace the moment, enjoy the ride, and maybe even catch up on some much-needed sleep.
- How to avoid rush hour: If speed is your main concern, try to avoid traveling during peak hours. You'll thank yourself later.
