How Fast Does the Red Line Really Go?
Let's talk about the Red Line, shall we? It's not just a train, it's a rollercoaster without the loops and the feeling of impending doom. Unless you're late for work, then it might as well be a torture device.
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The Red Line: A Speed Demon or a Snail in Disguise?
Now, you might be wondering, "How fast does this crimson chariot actually zoom?" Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the nitty-gritty of Red Line speed.
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The CTA claims it can hit speeds of up to 55 mph. Fifty-five mph! That sounds like a Formula 1 car, right? Wrong. That's only between Grand and Clark/Division. The rest of the time, it's more like a leisurely Sunday drive.
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Let's do some math (or at least try to):
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- If the Red Line actually went 55 mph for the entire route, you could probably get to Howard from 95th in under 30 minutes.
- But in reality, it feels more like an hour.
- So, let's just say the average speed is about as exciting as watching paint dry.
Factors Affecting Red Line Speed
- Crowds: The more people crammed in like sardines, the slower it goes. It's like trying to run a marathon while carrying a backpack full of bricks.
- Track Conditions: If the tracks are rusty and old, the train is going to be as slow as a three-legged turtle.
- Weather: Snow, ice, and rain are the Red Line's kryptonite. It’s like trying to race a car through a mud puddle.
How to Survive the Red Line
- Patience: This is key. Bring a good book, your favorite podcast, or learn a new language.
- Coffee: A strong cup of coffee can help you cope with the slowness.
- Daydreaming: Escape reality and imagine you're on a private jet.
How To Questions About the Red Line
How to stay sane on the Red Line?
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- Bring entertainment, practice mindfulness, or plan your day accordingly.
How to avoid crowds on the Red Line?
- Check the CTA app for real-time crowding information or adjust your travel times.
How to speed up the Red Line?
- Unfortunately, you can't. But you can suggest improvements to the CTA!
How to predict Red Line delays?
- Check the CTA website or app for alerts and updates.
How to enjoy the Red Line experience?
- Embrace the journey, people-watch, and find joy in the unexpected.
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