Texas Weather: A Hot Mess (Literally)
Is it a sauna or a state?
Texas weather is like that ex who promises to change but never does. You think you’ve got it figured out, and then bam, it’s snowing in April. Or, you know, it’s 100 degrees in February. It’s a rollercoaster, people. A really, really hot rollercoaster.
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The Eternal Summer
Let's talk about the obvious: it's hot. Like, really hot. It's the kind of heat that makes you question your life choices and consider moving to Antarctica. But hey, at least you get a killer tan, right? (If you can survive long enough to get one.)
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The Unpredictable Beast
Texas weather is as unpredictable as a toddler. One minute it's sunny and 80, the next it’s hailing and you're wearing a parka. It’s like Mother Nature is having a midlife crisis and is taking it out on the Lone Star State.
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When it Rains, it Pours (Literally)
Oh, and don't even get me started on the rain. When it rains in Texas, it's like someone opened a fire hydrant in the sky. And then, of course, there are the hurricanes. Those are always fun.
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So, what's the verdict?
Texas weather is a wild card. It's a love-hate relationship. You hate it when it's unbearable, but you secretly love the drama. It's like that one friend who's always causing chaos but you can't help but be entertained.
How to Survive Texas Weather
- How to dress for unpredictable weather: Layers, my friend. Layers.
- How to stay cool in the Texas heat: Invest in a good pool, or at least a really strong fan.
- How to prepare for a Texas thunderstorm: Stock up on snacks, board games, and maybe a small ark.
- How to survive a Texas hurricane: Evacuate if necessary, board up your windows, and pray.
- How to embrace the Texas weather: Learn to love the chaos, and remember, it could always be worse (looking at you, North Dakota).
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