Houston to London: A Flight of Fancy (or at Least 9 Hours)
So, you're dreaming of swapping BBQ for bangers and mash, huh? Good choice! But before you start packing your cowboy boots and a copy of Pride and Prejudice, let's talk about the real journey: the flight.
How Long is This Torture?
Let's cut to the chase: it takes about 9 hours to fly from Houston to London. Nine whole hours of staring at that tiny screen, pretending you're interested in in-flight movies that you've already seen on Netflix. But hey, silver lining: you get to eat airplane food! Which, let's be honest, is like eating a cloud that's been infused with sadness.
Time Zones: The Ultimate Jet Lag Joke
Now, here’s a fun fact: Houston and London are in different time zones. So, when you land, you’ll either feel like you're living the high life at 2 AM or like you've just missed the party. It’s like time itself is playing a cruel joke on you.
Survival Tips for the Flight
- Hydration is Key: Because nothing says "I've arrived" like looking like a dried-up prune.
- Noise-Canceling Headphones: Essential for blocking out the sounds of tiny humans crying and the questionable musical choices of your seatmates.
- Entertainment: Download your favorite podcasts, binge-watch a show, or read a book. Just make sure it's not a horror story, or you might be too scared to sleep.
- Power Nap: Try to catch some shut-eye, even if it's just for a short while. You'll thank yourself later.
How to...
- How to survive jet lag: Drink plenty of water, avoid caffeine and alcohol, and try to adjust to the local time as soon as possible.
- How to choose the best seat: If you're tall, go for an exit row. If you're claustrophobic, avoid the middle seat. And if you're prone to motion sickness, pick a seat closer to the front of the plane.
- How to pack light: Roll your clothes, use packing cubes, and only bring essentials. Remember, you can always buy stuff when you get there.
- How to entertain yourself on a long flight: Load up your electronic devices with movies, TV shows, music, and books. Bring a good book or magazine, and consider doing some puzzles or crosswords.
- How to sleep on a plane: Bring a travel pillow and a sleep mask. Try to find a comfortable position and relax.
