Chicago to Seoul: A Flight of Fancy (or at Least 14 Hours)
So, you're dreaming of swapping deep dish pizza for kimchi? Good on ya! But before you start packing your hanbok, let's talk about the real journey: the flight from Chicago to Seoul.
How Long is This Torture Device?
Let's cut to the chase: it's roughly 14 hours. That's right, fourteen. Hours. Of. Flying. It's like watching a particularly long, boring movie, but with less popcorn and more turbulence.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But [insert your name], I have super powers!" or "I can hibernate like a bear!" Well, unless you've been keeping this from me, those are probably not going to help you speed things up. So, let's face it, you're in for the long haul.
Tips for Surviving the Flight
- Hydration is Key: Sure, you can order those little airplane drinks, but trust me, water is your real friend. It'll keep your skin from turning into a desert and your brain from turning into mush.
- Entertainment is Essential: Download your favorite shows, podcasts, or books. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try to learn Korean. Just don't blame me if you end up accidentally ordering soju instead of soda.
- Sleep When You Can: Airplane sleep is a black art, but if you can manage it, it's a game-changer. Bring your favorite sleep mask, earplugs, and neck pillow. Or, just curl up in the fetal position and hope for the best.
- Stretch Your Legs: Get up and walk around every now and then. Your body will thank you. Trust me, your legs will feel like noodles if you don't.
How to...
- How to Choose Your Seat: The age-old question. Window for the view, aisle for easy bathroom access, or middle for... well, being in the middle of everything? It's a tough call.
- How to Survive Jet Lag: It's inevitable. But drinking lots of water, exposing yourself to natural light, and sticking to a regular sleep schedule can help.
- How to Pack Light: Because nobody wants to check a bag and wait at baggage claim forever. Roll your clothes, use packing cubes, and only bring essentials.
- How to Find Cheap Flights: Skyscanner, Google Flights, and Kayak are your friends. Be flexible with your dates and consider flying on weekdays or during off-peak times.
- How to Entertain Yourself: Download movies, TV shows, books, and podcasts. Bring a good book, a notebook, or even some coloring books.
So, there you have it. Flying from Chicago to Seoul is a marathon, not a sprint. But with the right preparation and mindset, you can survive it (and maybe even enjoy it). Happy travels!