LA: Older Than Your Grandma's Wig
So, you're wondering how long this concrete jungle we call Los Angeles has been around, huh? Well, buckle up, because we're about to take a trip down memory lane (or should I say, memory freeway?).
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From Pueblo to Metropolis
Let's get one thing straight: LA wasn't always a place where people wore sunglasses indoors and had personal trainers for their succulents. Nope, it started as a sleepy little pueblo named El Pueblo de Nuestra Se�ora la Reina de los �ngeles (which basically translates to "The Town of Our Lady the Queen of the Angels"). Talk about a mouthful!
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This whole shebang went down on September 4, 1781. So yeah, LA is old. Like, really old. Older than your grandma's wig, probably.
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Fast forward a few decades, and we've got a city that's seen more makeovers than a Kardashian. From a sleepy Spanish settlement to a bustling metropolis, LA has had quite the journey. And let's not forget the whole Hollywood thing. That was a game-changer, people.
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So, How Old is LA, Really?
To cut a long story short, Los Angeles officially became a city on May 23, 1835. But let's be real, the party started way before that.
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So, the next time you're stuck in LA traffic and cursing the city's existence, remember: it's been dealing with traffic-related issues for centuries. And hey, at least you've got avocado toast and influencers to keep you entertained.
How to... LA Edition
- How to survive LA traffic: Invest in a really good podcast, learn meditation, or become best friends with your car's GPS.
- How to spot a celebrity: Wear sunglasses indoors, even if it's cloudy.
- How to find a decent parking spot: Become a psychic or really good at parallel parking.
- How to network in LA: Attend every industry event, even if you have to fake it 'til you make it.
- How to enjoy LA: Embrace the sunshine, the diversity, and the fact that you're living in one of the most iconic cities in the world.
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