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Chicago: The High School Edition - A Quick Guide to Not Falling Asleep
So, you're planning to sit through a high school production of Chicago? Brave soul. Let's break down what you're in for.
How Long is This Torture?
Good news, drama queens and kings! You won't have to endure the full, soul-sucking two and a half hours of the original. The high school version is a mere 90 minutes. That's right, you can actually survive this ordeal without resorting to caffeine IVs.
What to Expect
Picture this: a bunch of teenagers trying to shimmy and shake like they're in a smoky jazz club. It's like watching a kitten try to chase a laser pointer - adorable but completely ineffective. Expect some questionable choreography, questionable acting, and probably a few too many jazz hands. But hey, at least they're trying!
Survival Tips
- Embrace the cringe: It’s going to happen. A lot. Just laugh it off.
- Find your people: Bring a friend who's just as clueless as you. Misery loves company.
- Learn the lyrics: You might as well sing along. It's more fun than watching.
- Don't take it seriously: This is high school theater, not Broadway. Lower your expectations.
FAQ: How To...
- How to survive the awkward dance numbers? Focus on the questionable costumes. They're usually more entertaining.
- How to avoid falling asleep during the slow parts? Bring a good book. Or a really strong cup of coffee.
- How to pretend you're enjoying yourself? Fake it 'til you make it. Or at least until the curtain falls.
- How to avoid eye contact with the cast? Stare at the back of the theater or pretend to be texting.
- How to appreciate the effort? Remember, these kids are probably terrified. A little applause goes a long way.