Is This Heat Wave Ever Gonna End? A Los Angeles Lament
Los Angeles, the city of dreams, sunshine, and apparently, endless heat waves. We’re starting to think the city slogan should be changed to “Los Angeles: Where the Pavement Melts Your Flip-Flops”.
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The Heat is On (and On, and On)
It’s like Mother Nature decided to turn up the thermostat to “Inferno” and just left it there. We get it, Mother Nature, you’re trying to make a statement. But can we maybe negotiate a lower temperature? Like, 72 degrees and sunny? Just a thought.
We’ve resorted to measuring time in sweat patches. It’s like we’re all extras in a Mad Max movie, only instead of fighting for water, we’re fighting for the last spot in the pool.
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How Long, Oh How Long?
The million-dollar question is: how long is this heat wave going to last? We’ve consulted our resident meteorologist (our dog, Max, who seems to be unusually interested in the weather lately) and he predicts it will last until he finds a shady spot. So, we’re looking at a few more days, at least.
Survival Tips for the Heat-Averse
- Embrace the Water: Become a mermaid or merman. Invest in a kiddie pool, a sprinkler, or a full-on water slide.
- Night Owl Living: Turn into a nocturnal creature. Embrace the cool night air and turn your home into a fortress of air conditioning.
- Frozen Treats Galore: Ice cream, popsicles, and frozen yogurt are your new best friends.
- Hydration Station: Drink water like it's going out of style. Add some fruit or herbs for flavor.
- Dress for Success (or Failure): Loose, light-colored clothing is your armor. And don't forget the sunscreen!
FAQ: Heat Wave Edition
How to stay cool without AC?
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- Open windows at night when the temperature drops and close them in the morning to trap cool air.
- Use fans strategically to circulate air.
- Take cold showers or baths.
How to keep food fresh during a heatwave?
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- Keep your fridge and freezer stocked.
- Avoid opening the fridge frequently.
- Use insulated bags for groceries.
How to protect your pets from the heat?
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- Provide plenty of fresh water.
- Never leave pets in parked cars.
- Limit outdoor exercise to cooler parts of the day.
How to save energy during a heatwave?
- Adjust your thermostat a few degrees higher.
- Use fans instead of air conditioning when possible.
- Unplug electronics when not in use.
How to cope with heat-related stress?
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- Take breaks from the heat.
- Practice relaxation techniques like meditation or deep breathing.
- Spend time with loved ones.
So, there you have it, our survival guide to the LA heat wave. Hang in there, fellow sun-baked citizens. Cooler days are (hopefully) coming!
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