How Long is This Medieval Madness?
So, you're planning a trip to the Windy City and you're wondering how long you should set aside for the Medieval Times spectacle? Let's dive into this question deeper than a knight's lance.
A Feast for the Senses (and Stomach)
Medieval Times in Chicago is more than just a show; it's a full-blown experience. You're not just watching; you're living the medieval dream. From the moment you step into the castle, you're transported back in time. And let me tell you, time travel can work up an appetite.
The show itself is a thrilling two-hour extravaganza of jousting, sword fighting, falconry, and more. It’s like watching a live-action video game, but with real horses and actual people getting hit with foam swords. But wait, there's more!
Before the show even starts, you'll be treated to a four-course medieval feast. Picture this: bread, soup, chicken, and dessert, all eaten with your hands because forks are for wimps. So, add about an hour for the feasting portion of the evening.
Beyond the Arena
Once the final sword has clattered to the ground, you'll likely want to soak in the atmosphere a bit longer. There's a gift shop filled with medieval merch, perfect for that friend who's always wanted a chainmail bathrobe. And let's not forget the photo ops - you'll want to capture those memories with a knight or a falcon.
So, to answer your burning question: How long is Medieval Times in Chicago? Well, the show itself is about two hours, but factor in dinner, exploring the castle, and snapping some pics, and you're looking at a good 3-4 hours. But trust me, it's time well spent. You'll leave feeling like you've just returned from a real-life Dungeons & Dragons campaign.
Pro Tip: If you're really into the whole medieval thing, consider arriving early to soak up the pre-show ambiance. You might even run into a wandering minstrel or two.
How To... Medieval Times Edition
- How to survive a medieval feast without utensils? Embrace your inner caveman. Tear into that chicken like you mean it.
- How to cheer for your knight? Get loud! Wave your flag, stomp your feet, and make as much noise as possible.
- How to dress for Medieval Times? Channel your inner noble. Think tunics, cloaks, and maybe a crown (optional).
- How to impress your date at Medieval Times? Be chivalrous. Pull out her chair, offer her your bread, and maybe even write her a sonnet.
- How to remember your knight's number? Assign him a catchy nickname. Something like "Sir Beefcake" or "The Falcon Slayer."